TSA Chief Speech Breakdown Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2010 TSA Chief John Pistole assures that we have to have our junk cupped by a guy in blue gloves so that the terrorists won’t win. Recently, he defended this bizarre molesting of civil liberties during a speech. Here’s what he probably said if we had [...]
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Image via Wikipedia Top Ten Stage Disasters Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2010 Performing on stage is tough, but it’s even tough when you have some kind of accident. Here now are some of the most public disasters caught on tape. 10: Metallica Falls: Even heavy metal gods have bad days. 9: Face Meet Bricks: [...]
1/5 of Americans Believe President Obama is a Muslim. What do the others believe? Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2010 Tea Party members, Republicans, dumbasses— They believe a lot of things. That Saddam was responsible for 9/11. That there was a gunman on the grassy knoll. That Frosted Flakes is really corn flakes covered in [...]
Tony D’s Stupid News Update Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2010 Duh-duh-duh-duuuh-dummmmm! Duh-duh-duh-duuuh-dummmmm! It’s the Stupid News! With the stupidest news team on the planet! And now, your stupid anchor, Tony D! This is a Stupid News Update! Dateline Otago, New Zealand! A man came to a police station to complain that his car was [...]
Image via Wikipedia Fourth of July: World’s Greatest Holiday by Rich Ramirez Seriously, think about this for a minute, the Fourth of July is all about beer, BBQ and fireworks. Is there a better holiday? Honestly, you had me at alcohol and fireworks, and you clinched the top seed when you added the grill. Throw [...]
Chat Roulette We’ll Probably Never See Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2010 This week Obama fired General McChrystal. No, not for helping to lie about Pat Tillman’s death or being involved with torture or even running an assassination squad for Dick Cheney. Turns out, the president doesn’t like when you bad mouth him in Rolling [...]
Greetings and Salutations G20 Fans!!! So here’s the scoop. The G20 is coming to Toronto. For those of you who don’t know what the G20 is I’ll briefly explain. The G20 are the douchebags leaders of the world’s richest countries. Ok, 19 countries plus the European Union. They all sit around for a couple days [...]
Image via Wikipedia Flag Day Top Ten Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2010 Flag Day is a sacred tradition, not unlike Youtube Top Ten lists. So fly your flag high and play these videos with pride! 10: Little Girl Meets Flagpole: She’s all right folks! But that pole will never be the same. 9: Checkered [...]
Image via Wikipedia World Cup Fever? No, More Like World Cup Nausea Followed by World Class Runs I’m not going to try and be cool here and say I don’t give a shit about the World Cup. It’s not that I hate the World Cup because I don’t. But I do hate all those ass [...]
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