How to Look at Porn Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2010 Step 1: Become bored. Step 2: Become too lazy to do the things needed to get yourself laid. Step 3: Log on to the Internet Step 4: Close the curtains and lock your doors. Step 5: Grab some tissues. Step 6: Find some sexually [...]
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Image via Wikipedia Greetings and Salutations Wrinkled Prune Fans! by BRay I’m sitting here trying to figure out just how to get this post started and I just can’t seem to come up with anything humorous so I’ll just get right to the point. Did you know there is a Golden Girls Porn Spoof? You [...]
Businesses That Are Improved by Nudity Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2010 Let’s face it, we all love boobies. And what business wouldn’t be improved by the display to such wonderful flesh mountains? Here now are businesses that have vastly improved themselves be having naked cans available to the customers. 1: The Naked Cleaning Service: [...]
Porno for Presidents Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2010 The scientists here at Thatsmycrap.com have developed a machine that opens doors into alternate universes. You might think we’d use it to peer into a universe that cleaned up the BP oil spill or achieved world peace or energy independence. Instead, our scientists looked into worlds [...]
Image via Wikipedia Porn Names of the Top Ten Movies Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2010 What happened to porno movies? When they used to parody stuff they were hilarious and sexy. Someone send these summaries to Vivid. They could probably shoot them all in a weekend. 10: Clash of the Titties: The gods decree [...]
Cover of I Spit On Your Corpse Five Movies You’ll Probably Never See, But Never Forget Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2010 We here at thatsmycrap.com combed the IMDB looking for all the best movies, the brightest stars and the most terrific plots, but that was boring. Instead, we put curse words into the database [...]
Image by Getty Images via Daylife Playboy to Display 3D Centerfold or Should I Say 3 Double DD’s Centerfold by Rich Ramirez Hey nerds, this is the closest you’ll ever get to sex! If you’re a nerd this year keeps getting better. 3D TV’s are all the rage right now. Every movie coming out in [...]
Rant: Playboy: NSFW or SFW? Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2010 Here’s something weird. Playboy is launching a safe for work version of their site called thesmokingjacket.com. What the Hell Hef?! Did you not hear the old joke about Playboy? About reading it for the articles?! That’s code for whacking off in the bathroom to [...]
Image via Wikipedia Since it seems like an eternity since Curb Your Enthusiasm has been on, we decided to share the XXX version of the show. Yes, somebody actually made a XXX version of Curb Your Enthusiasm. Can’t say we actually know anyone that actually wants to see Larry David naked, but Leon is great [...]
Chat Roulette We’ll Probably Never See Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2010 Steve Jobs recently posted the reason why Flash won’t be compatible with the iPad. No doubt this kind of news keeps computer geeks up at night. It keeps us up at night wondering if this will somehow affect our porn. Fortunately, our computer [...]
What SEC Employees are Surfing on the Web Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2010 According to the L.A. Times, while the economy went down the tubes and we all were pissing our pants, employees at the SEC had their hand down theirs watching porn. But it’s not fair to judge a group of employees just [...]
Tony D’s Tough Choices Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2010 You’re gonna have to give up a lot in the coming economic collapse, let Tony D help you make these tough decisions. Which would you give up? Internet or Ipod: While you’re Ipod has all your favorite music sorted just the way you like it, [...]
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