Five People You’ll Meet While Being Indefinitely Detained Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2012 Now that Barack Obama has signed the NDAA and the right to a trial is a thing of the past, you no doubt wonder when you’ll be indefinitely detained. Hahahaha! That’s the beauty of it. No one knows when they’ll be [...]
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The Debt Ceiling Compromise Breakdown Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2011 Politics is complicated. Fortunately, we comedy writers are simple people. Taking hours of research, plus some stuff we found on the Internet in between surfing porn, we were able to breakdown Congress’s deal with the economic devil to bring you the Debt Ceiling Compromise [...]
GOP Candidates and Why They Won’t Run for President Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2011 Let’s face it, Obama is on a roll. You pretty much can’t do anything wrong after whacking the most wanted man on the planet. The GOP contenders for president in 2012 are trying to get out of town faster than [...]
Osama Bin Laden Takedown Breakdown Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2011 Ding dong! The terrorist’s dead! The terrorist’s dead! Finally, after ten years and countless lives, the United States actually managed to kill one guy on purpose. He was found living in a mansion in Pakistan. Who knew? Here now is a breakdown of the [...]
The Trump Platform Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2011 Donald Trump might be running for president, whether that will be President of the United States or President of the Hair Club for Men is another issue. What is important is that we make fun of him, because the idea of a Trump Presidency is almost [...]
What Christine O’Donnell Probably Believes Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2010 Just when you thought Sarah Palin, God’s gift to comedy, was over, up rises Christine O’Donnell to take her place. Of course, O’Donnell is still missing a promiscuous daughter, sham marriage and kid with special needs, but give her time. She’s already given us [...]
How to Ignore 92,000 Reasons Why Your War Isn’t Going Well Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2010 Step 1: Attempt to find guy from Wikileaks for reasons that probably do not involve rendering him to Guantanamo. Step 2: Feign outrage over leak, ignoring the substance of those leaks. Step 3: Wail hysterically that the leaks [...]
Chat Roulette We’ll Probably Never See Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2010 This week Obama fired General McChrystal. No, not for helping to lie about Pat Tillman’s death or being involved with torture or even running an assassination squad for Dick Cheney. Turns out, the president doesn’t like when you bad mouth him in Rolling [...]
Greetings and Salutations G20 Fans!!! So here’s the scoop. The G20 is coming to Toronto. For those of you who don’t know what the G20 is I’ll briefly explain. The G20 are the douchebags leaders of the world’s richest countries. Ok, 19 countries plus the European Union. They all sit around for a couple days [...]
Gore Divorce Pie Chart Written By Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2010 The Gores are separating after 40 years of marriage. This could most likely end up in divorce, but the burning question is: Why are the boring Gores still in the news and why do we care? Well, to make it more interesting, we made up [...]
Sarah Palin NRA Speech Breakdown Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2010 Sarah Palin gave a speech during the NRA’s annual convention. Hundreds came out to see the moose-huntin’ mama and her guns (so to speak). What did Palin say other than “You betcha”, we have the breakdown, plus stuff we made up. Thanks “Old Man [...]
The New Drone Targets for the CIA Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2010 Now the C.I.A. can kill people with drones and they don’t even have to know their names pretty much everyone is up for grabs. Fortunately, the C.I.A. has a long history of always being right, never making a mistake and being honest [...]
What the Republicans Want to Take Away From the Times Square Bomber Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2010 What’s a Republican Congressman’s natural reaction to the capture of the Times Square Bomber? Take away his rights! Yes, nothing says justice like creating your own kangaroo court. Isn’t that what the Founding Fathers wanted? Liberty and [...]
Why Obama Hasn’t Stopped the Iraq and Afghanistan Wars Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2010 A wise man once said, “War is Hell”, but these days that same wise man might say, “War is a Helluva longer than the president promised.” You might be wondering while we’re still pouring our tax dollars down a Middle [...]
George W. Bush Memoir Breakdown Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2010 George W. Bush has finally finished his memoirs and its due for a fall release. Although not a pop-up book as the former president wanted, it does provide some insight into the decision making process of the stupidest man every to be elected to [...]
Racial Profiling Gets Legalized – Can You Pick Out an Illegal? By Dan Evon Arizona is passing legislation that will, essentially, legalize racial profiling. The law will allow officials to make a “reasonable attempt” to determine a person’s immigration status if there is “reasonable suspicion” to do so. Racists rejoice! It is now illegal to [...]
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