Five People You’ll Meet While Being Indefinitely Detained Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2012 Now that Barack Obama has signed the NDAA and the right to a trial is a thing of the past, you no doubt wonder when you’ll be indefinitely detained. Hahahaha! That’s the beauty of it. No one knows when they’ll be [...]
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The Debt Ceiling Compromise Breakdown Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2011 Politics is complicated. Fortunately, we comedy writers are simple people. Taking hours of research, plus some stuff we found on the Internet in between surfing porn, we were able to breakdown Congress’s deal with the economic devil to bring you the Debt Ceiling Compromise [...]
Tony D’s Tough Choices Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2011 Whether the zombies come or the Rapture happens or Joe Biden sits on the big red button in Obama’s office, the end of the world will be one endless surprise of suck. But you can take the surprise out of suck by listening to Tony [...]
Celebrity Odds Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2011 Place your bets people! Hollywood is like the Vegas of movies, but only if you bet on the outcomes! With celebrities, the odds are anything can happen. Dennis Quaid 1 to 2 Odds that he’s been at Charlie Sheen’s place. 1 to 2 Odds that Christmas with [...]
How the Removal of “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” Will Change the Armed Forces Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2010 President Obama will finally sign off on a bill to remove the discriminatory policy of “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell”. But how will lifting this ban on gays effect the Military? It probably won’t, but we can [...]
Image via Wikipedia Top Ten Basketball Bloopers Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2010 Even President Obama can’t escape injury in B-ball. Who says it isn’t a physical sport? Maybe short guys that just pass. Here are now are ten reasons why it’s safer to play hockey. 10: Ouch: Face meet floor. 9: Anger: It can [...]
How to be “Oprah” Generous Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2010 Step 1: Find a successful talk show format, copy it and make millions. Step 2: Lose weight. Step 3: Get a boyfriend, but don’t marry him. Step 4: Gain weight. Step 5: Make your fans read the books you choose, even if they are [...]
Why Obama Hasn’t Stopped the Iraq and Afghanistan Wars Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2010 A wise man once said, “War is Hell”, but these days that same wise man might say, “War is a Helluva longer than the president promised.” You might be wondering while we’re still pouring our tax dollars down a Middle [...]
President Obama Financial Speech Breakdown Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2010 President Obama gave a speech urging Wall Street to help him reform banking laws so they wouldn’t be able to make billions and billions of dollars scamming people. Later, he gave a speech to the Mafia urging them to work with him to stop [...]
Top Ten Reasons Why Obama Renewed Space Program Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2010 This week, Obama back peddled on cutting NASA’s budget, literally offering the moon and the stars. But why the sudden change? Our intrepid reporters dug up the reasons and amazingly, there were only ten. 10: Scarlet Johansson Asked Him To 9: [...]
Chat Roulette We’ll Probably Never See Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2010 Our intrepid reporters and Adobe Photoshop people once again bring you a Chat Roulette that we’ll probably never see. What else do you think Osama has been doing all this time? Share on Facebook
Obama’s Health Care Bill in the video game world. See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor. Share on Facebook
Obama Derangement Syndrome – A National Epidemic by Dan Evon As Obama sat down to sign the controversial health care bill into law, people around the country groaned, moaned, cursed, and swore vengeance against the president. Now, some people did this for good reason. There are a lot of valid points that can be made [...]
Our pie chart of what’s actually in the Obama Health Care Bill
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