How did Imaginary Audiences React to “Sucker Punch”? Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2011 Sure, 300 was genius and The Watchmen was near-genius, but if the advance word means anything, Zack Snyder’s new movie Sucker Punch may be his most unwatchable movie to date. Once again, we sent our imaginologists to Hollywood to take the [...]
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The Limitless Effect Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2011 In the new Bradley Cooper movie, Limitless, a new pill can give the user access to 100% of his brain. We wondered what would happen if you gave the pill to certain famous people: The Situation Before the Pill: Knows only ab crunching, partying and smushing. [...]
Image via Wikipedia Top Ten Leslie Neilsen Moments Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2010 Leslie Neilsen was a nice guy and a hilarious one. We’ll miss you funny man. Here now, our tribute in video. 10: Oh, my God! Who is that? 9: The Locksmith 8: Dutch Phone Commercial: Here’s one you probably haven’t seen. [...]
Worst Movie Ever Made? Move over Ishtar, WaterWorld and Gigli you’ve got competition for the “Best Worst Movie” ever. Lindsay Lohan and Vince the ShamWow guy are filming a movie together. Wait, let me say that again, I don’t even believe it and I wrote it. Lindsay Lohan and Vince the ShamWow guy are filming [...]
Here is this weeks links worth seeing: 25 Weird Vending Machine Items 10 Stoned Celebrities On Sesame Street What to do when you’re drunk? 15 Extremely Funny Google Suggest Screenshots Pamela Anderson Is Not That Young Anymore (9 Photos) Russian Cheerleaders Gallery – Banned in Hollywood The Official Vuvuzela Instruction Manual – Top Cultured Sexy [...]
Attack of the 80′s Remakes: Maybe They Aren’t All Shit Karate Kid I actually re-watched the original Karate Kid the other night with my wife and it’s still good. It’s a classic Hollywood story. Boy moves to California, boy meets girl, boy gets shit kicked out of him by bully, boy meets old drunk Asian [...]
20 of the Dumbest Star Wars Pictures Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2010 We all love Star Wars. (Well, at least some of us love the first three movies.) But sometimes love drifts into dangerous territory. Restraining order territory. Here now are 20 reasons why George Lucas should lock his doors at night. 20: Don’t [...]
Image via Wikipedia What If Shia LeBeouf Had Met the Great Directors Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2010 Shia LeBeouf recently made some statements about Michael Bay and Steven Spielberg. We got to thinking what he might say had he’d worked with some of the greatest directors of all time. Alfred Hitchcock: “Man, what a [...]
Image via Wikipedia Porn Names of the Top Ten Movies Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2010 What happened to porno movies? When they used to parody stuff they were hilarious and sexy. Someone send these summaries to Vivid. They could probably shoot them all in a weekend. 10: Clash of the Titties: The gods decree [...]
Cover of I Spit On Your Corpse Five Movies You’ll Probably Never See, But Never Forget Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2010 We here at thatsmycrap.com combed the IMDB looking for all the best movies, the brightest stars and the most terrific plots, but that was boring. Instead, we put curse words into the database [...]
5 Actors I wish Weren’t Invited Back for the Sequel by Dan Evon Megan Fox will not be appearing in Transformers 3. She says it was her decision, the world says it wasn’t, but all in all, who cares. The Transformers movies aren’t exactly known for their acting talent. Fox could be replaced with a [...]
Image via Wikipedia The Dumbest Movie Resurrections Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2010 Michael Myers: Halloween 2: So let me get this straight, after the long ordeal on Halloween, a coroner pronounces him dead. He’s put in a morgue truck, but it crashes and now he’s alive? These must’ve been the worst EMT’s on the [...]
Top Five Movie Pitches Based on Nicholas Cage’s Money Woes Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2010 Nicholas Cage
Avatar Vs Alice – Who Depresses The Audience More by Dan Evon The sensation of viewing a 3-D movie is as riveting as looking out your window. The people and places actually look like people and places. But as everyone knows, looking at the world through a too-real-microscope can lead to anti-socialism and depression. This [...]
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