Coke Robot I know some of you read the title and were expecting an article about Lindsay Lohan or Paris Hilton. Sorry to disappoint you, I’m talking about an actual Coke Robot. This dude walks around Japan and dispenses coke products. Oh those Asians are always ahead of the curve when it comes to vending [...]
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Other Programs Cut by California’s Budget Cuts Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2011 California is as broke as a horny janitor in a strip club. And we don’t mean “broke” or borrowing-money-until-the-end-of-the-month broke. We’re talkin’, cancel the cable TV, turn off the heat and start begging for change broke. Fortunately, California has a lot of [...]
Five People You’ll Meet in Prison Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2010 Prison is an exciting place full of opportunities and White Supremacists. Navigating the cellblock can be confusing and scary, especially after you’ve just been butt raped in the shower. Here now are five people you’ll meet in prison, assuming you get caught with [...]
Celebrity Odds Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2010 Celebrity Odds are kind of like the Vegas of TMZ. Remember, the house always wins or in this case, Lindsay Lohan always gets out of jail. Yes, celebrities are just like me and you, only they’re rich and act like maniacs without all that embarrassing community service. [...]
Five People You’ll Date Online Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2010 Ivana Seximmediately: No matter what dating site this person is on, it’s Adultfriend Finder to them. They want sex. They only want sex and everything else is just an avenue for that. Every conversation, no matter how unsexy, will somehow lead back to sex [...]
Worst Movie Ever Made? Move over Ishtar, WaterWorld and Gigli you’ve got competition for the “Best Worst Movie” ever. Lindsay Lohan and Vince the ShamWow guy are filming a movie together. Wait, let me say that again, I don’t even believe it and I wrote it. Lindsay Lohan and Vince the ShamWow guy are filming [...]
Celebrity Odds Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2010 Mel Gibson 1 to 200 Odds he’ll be invited to a bris. 1 to 15 Odds his call was a prank phone call from the Howard Stern Show. 1 to 1 Odds his eHarmony account has been suspended. 1 to 5000 Odds he’ll be on a movie [...]
Celebrity Odds Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2010 Bono 1 to 1 Odds he’s doing something for a charity right now. 1 to 2 Odds he wants you to feel bad you’re not doing the same thing. 1 to 50 Odds his next album will include a song about how he likes “big butts”. 1 [...]
Activities for the Newly Created Lifeform Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2010 Scientists have created the first artificial lifeform that isn’t Ryan Seacrest. No doubt this lifeform is confused and wondering why the Hell Goldman Sachs is allowed to stay in business. Fortunately for this new Earthling Thatsmycrap.com activity directors have compiled of list of [...]
This week is moving very slowly. Tons of cool links so far this week to share. Here is a list of cool links: Hottest Chicks of The Big Ten – Busted Coverage This Guy is The Worst – Unathletic Hard to See Curb Claims Several Victims – Regretful Morning 2D or Not 2D – SnorgTees [...]
Image via Wikipedia Top Ten Commercial Parodies Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2010 The only thing worse than commercials are commercial parodies. You can’t even buy anything! When I’m forwarding through a TV show, I don’t want to be confused by strange offers from within the show. Because we all watch TV for the commercials, [...]
Lindsay Lohan via last.fm This Week in Terrible Music – Lohan and Tila Tequila by Dan Evon Nothing screams I’m a whore like screaming I’m a whore. Maybe Lindsay Lohan and Tila Tequila didn’t use those exact words, but they were pretty close. Lohan just released a song titled, “I Want to be Bad,” and [...]
How to Run a Newspaper Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2010 How to Run a Newspaper in the 1970’s Step 1: Hire the best reporters. Step 2: Do hard-hitting investigating journalism. Step 3: Constantly question authority. Step 4: Check and confirm sources. Step 5: Fearlessly publish the facts. Step 6: Collect Pulitzers. How to Run [...]
What Lindsay Lohan has to Show for her $600,000 of Credit Card Debt Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2010 It’s a difficult thing to be young, rich and famous. And when we say “difficult” we mean, “awesome”. Our crack team of celebrity reporters used all their skills and all their jealousy to bring you the [...]
Celebrity Odds Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2010 In Vegas, you can bet on anything. Using our patented formula for calculating probabilities, we now present bets on your favorite celebrities. Remember, bet with their fame, not over it. Tiger Woods 1 to 2 Odds he’ll win the Masters 1 to 4 Odds his wife will [...]
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