Top Ten Amusement Park Fails Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2011 It’s summer time, which means it’s time to take your kids somewhere where they’ll get hurt. Chances are you’ll be paying too much to visit an amusement park. But don’t worry, your lawyer knows lots of ways to sue them. 10: Kid Stands Too [...]
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Top Ten Scooter Crashes Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2011 Scooters: Faster than bikes, but way gayer than motorcycles. You might be able to travel from point A to B, but is that really worth the ridicule from the Hells Angels? Let’s face it, scooters are just a glorified toy they make you get a [...]
Top Ten Stair Videos Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2011 Stairs. Although they have been Mankind’s friend, they can also be the enemy. Stairs take you where you want to go, but if you don’t respect the stair, you might get there with a broken femur. Here now are 10 videos that remind us all, [...]
Top Ten Building Collapses Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2011 You can’t post porn on YouTube, but you can post destruction porn. Destruction porn involves destroying large objects, sometimes with tools, sometimes with bombs, rarely with the mind. Enjoy the booms. 10: 2nd Tallest Building Imploded: So perfect, you could’ve ridden it to the ground. [...]
Image via Wikipedia Top Ten Supermodels Falling Down Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2010 Supermodels don’t eat much, so is it any wonder they get a little dizzy? The question you should be asking yourself watching these videos is why are there only ten? We give you now the beautiful and the clumsy. 10: Too [...]
Tour de Fail by Rich Ramirez YAWN….. Wee, Bikes and Flowers, I’m alive! Look I watch some of the tour de Fail and I really like Lance Armstrong a lot. What American doesn’t? He’s a man’s man who kicked the crap out of cancer, champions the effort to fight cancer and oh yeah, he’s unstoppable [...]
Think The Oil Spill Sucks Now, Wait Till a Big Hurricane Hits the Gulf by Rich Ramirez With the recent storm heading into the Gulf of Mexico it got me thinking more about this oil spill disaster. I’m not kidding here, wait till a big hurricane hits the Gulf of Mexico, you think the oil [...]
What BP’s 20 Billion Dollars Will Probably Be Used for Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2010 We here at Thatsmycrap.com have obtained a secret memo. And when we say “secret memo” we mean, we made up another pie chart about BP. Hey, they spilled the oil. Who else are we gonna make fun of? The [...]
Excuses for the Slow BP Oil Clean Up Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2010 Let’s face it, BP, this oil rig thing is turning into a PR nightmare for you. We say the problem is your excuses. If you can find one that clicks, maybe you can go back to making billions again. Here now [...]
Image via Wikipedia The Five Best Oil Spill Inspired Clips by Dan Evon The oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico has dumped millions of gallons of oil into the ocean, killed countless animals, and has single handedly destroyed the Gulf coast fishing based economy. But it has also inspired some great comedy. Here are [...]
Image via Wikipedia Top Ten Martial Arts Videos Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2010 Prepare yourself Grasshopper, when you can snatch the pebble from my hand, you will be ready to watch these videos. 10: Three Staff: Fist of steel and head of steel. 9: Aim for the Face: I’m sorry, that’s the wrong head. [...]
Image via Wikipedia Top Ten DUI Arrests Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2010 There’s nothing funny about drinking and driving, unless you have a video camera handy during the arrest. We present to you now, ten people that gave up their freedom so that you may laugh in safety from your air conditioned cubicle. But [...]
Toyota and BP Oil Planning Big Summer Blockbuster Together by Rich Ramirez BPToy: Car of the future If the car of the future had no brakes and spit oil out like a geyser The two biggest idiots of the past 6 months (Toyota and BP Oil) announced a joint effort today that will include some [...]
Image via Wikipedia Top Ten Falling Down the Stairs Videos Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2010 Oh sure, putting one foot in front of the other seems easy, but just add height to that equation and you’ve got a problem. And if you happen to have a video camera rolling, then you have a hilarious [...]
Memo to BP: Get Your Shit Together Now by Rich Ramirez BP: Operation Top Kill was a fail like everything else you’ve done in the Gulf Here are some suggestions for you assholes to help you with Operation: Get your ass in Gear! Plug the god damn hole now ( I read somewhere this could [...]
Image by shannonkringen via Flickr Top Ten Date Videos Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2010 Dates can go horribly right or horribly wrong. If your date goes go horribly wrong, remember to bring a video camera. At least you will amuse millions on YouTube and you can use that as a conversation starter on your [...]
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