Other Programs Cut by California’s Budget Cuts Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2011 California is as broke as a horny janitor in a strip club. And we don’t mean “broke” or borrowing-money-until-the-end-of-the-month broke. We’re talkin’, cancel the cable TV, turn off the heat and start begging for change broke. Fortunately, California has a lot of [...]
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Tony D’s Stupid News Update Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2010 Duh-duh-duh-duuuh-dummmmm! Duh-duh-duh-duuuh-dummmmm! It’s the Stupid News! With the stupidest news team on the planet! And now, your stupid anchor, Tony D! This is a Stupid News Update! Dateline Spokane Washington! Fighting with your roommates is only natural, but shooting your roommate is another matter [...]
Image via Wikipedia The Dumbest Videos of 2010 Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2010 It’s time to say goodbye to 2010, but before we do, let’s pay tribute to idiots with video cameras. Or at least, idiots who have friends with video cameras. Thanks for keeping the camera rolling and not helping. 10: Sexy Accident: [...]
Five People You Wish You Didn’t Have to See Back at Work Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2010 The holidays are over, so it’s time to sober up, forget what happened at the office party this year and start paying off that credit card. But there’s a whole host of people back at work you’d [...]
How to Participate in the Holidays Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2010 Step 1: Grow up loving the holidays as a child. Step 2: Realize the holidays are upon you as an adult and that you’ve done nothing to prepare for them. Step 3: Panic. Step 4: Make a list of all the useless bullshit [...]
Five People You’ll See Over Christmas Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2010 Christmas is a special time of year where you go broke and get gifts from people who think they know your tastes. Face it, if Santa or Jesus really ran this holiday, it would be about love. Instead it seems to be about [...]
Tony D’s Stupid News Update Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2010 Duh-duh-duh-duuuh-dummmmm! Duh-duh-duh-duuuh-dummmmm! It’s the Stupid News! With the stupidest news team on the planet! And now, your stupid anchor, Tony D! This is a Stupid News Update! Dateline CNN! In the middle of a broadcast CNN cut away to the bathroom scene from “Dumb [...]
Image via Wikipedia Top Ten Snow Videos Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2010 It’s that time of year again. No, not when you dump your girlfriend for a hotter, younger version of her, it’s time for cold and snow. Let’s face it, cold and snow suck, but they do provide hilarious videos. 10: Skier jumps [...]
Five People You’ll Meet in Hell Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2010 Let’s face it, if you’re reading this website and laughing, you’re probably going to Hell. That’s okay. We’re really going to Hell for posting it! So before we make plans to get together in that little hot lava café across from Satan’s office, [...]
Image via Wikipedia Top Ten Hot Chicks and Pranks Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2010 Pranks are hilarious, but they are even better if there is a girl in a bikini involved. Come to think of it, everything’s better with a girl in a bikini involved. 10: Ice to See You 9: Admit it, you’d [...]
Image via Wikipedia Tony D’s Stupid News Update Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2010 Duh-duh-duh-duuuh-dummmmm! Duh-duh-duh-duuuh-dummmmm! It’s the Stupid News! With the stupidest news team on the planet! And now, your stupid anchor, Tony D! This is a Stupid News Update! Dateline Florida! It’s bad enough you’re robbing a house, but just like in any [...]
Tony D’s Tough Choices Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2010 Oh, sure things may be looking up now, but heed our warning: It isn’t always going to be Burger King pancake/sausage bites and McGriddles. Someday, you may actually have to plant that survival garden Glenn Beck keeps selling or worse share a tent with him. [...]
Other Potential Projects from the Late Michael Jackson Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2010 Now that Michael Jackson has been dead for a while, as one of the greatest black singers (yes, he was black), it’s time now that he release many new projects. Below are some of the projects we imagine you’ll see in [...]
Image via Wikipedia Top Ten Bikini-Related Accidents Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2010 Wherever bikinis go, trouble is sure to follow. You don’t have to be smart or coordinated to wear one. In fact, with those major flesh mountains up top, you’re probably kind of top heavy and prone to falling. We present to you [...]
How to Look at Porn Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2010 Step 1: Become bored. Step 2: Become too lazy to do the things needed to get yourself laid. Step 3: Log on to the Internet Step 4: Close the curtains and lock your doors. Step 5: Grab some tissues. Step 6: Find some sexually [...]
Image via Wikipedia Top Ten Thong Videos Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2010 Thongs. They’re like panties only more fun. Today’s top ten, we dedicate to you thong, for without you we would not see so much buttock. 10: Commercial: Okay, it’s not a product we’d use but she is pretty hot. 9: German Candid [...]
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