The Charlie Sheen Show Breakdown Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2011 After months of anticipation and twittering, fans finally got Charlie Sheen unplugged. But things didn’t totally go as plan? Can the tiger-blooded star still win? And do vendors sell coke and hookers at a Sheen concert? Our imaginologist broke down the show highlights as [...]
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The Limitless Effect Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2011 In the new Bradley Cooper movie, Limitless, a new pill can give the user access to 100% of his brain. We wondered what would happen if you gave the pill to certain famous people: The Situation Before the Pill: Knows only ab crunching, partying and smushing. [...]
Celebrity Odds: Charlie Sheen Edition Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2011 Place your bets people! The Charlie train’s not gonna last forever, but you can make a fortune if you predict its outcome! Charlie Sheen 1 to 1 Odds that he’s winning. 1 to 45 Odds that he’ll be rich after he’s done winning. [...]
How to Test If You Have Tiger Blood Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2011 Step1: Determine whether or not you are, in fact, a tiger. (If so, skip to #10.) Step 2: How man followers do you have on Twitter? (If more than a million, continue to #3) Step 3: Do you purchase your whiskey [...]
Muammar Gaddafi Translated by Charlie Sheen Well Charlie Sheen has done an interview for every network this week so why not another. See how it plays out. Muammar Gaddafi Translated By Charlie Sheen Quotes from Muammar Gaddafi In other Charlie Sheen news check out this new Sheen Team T-Shirt at Thatsmyshirt.com Share on [...]
Tony D’s Stupid News Update Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2010 Duh-duh-duh-duuuh-dummmmm! Duh-duh-duh-duuuh-dummmmm! It’s the Stupid News! With the stupidest news team on the planet! And now, your stupid anchor, Tony D! This is a Stupid News Update! Dateline London! Get ready to throw up in your mouth, just a little. It’s being called the [...]
Five People You’ll Meet at a Poker Table Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2011 They say poker is a gentlemen’s sport, but how many of “they” have been to an Atlantic City poker room on a Saturday night? You’re lucky some of those players aren’t wearing wife beaters and picking their nose. Poker is more [...]
The Obama/O’Reilly Interview Breakdown Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2011 President Obama needs to get his message out and what better place than on Fox News? Hey, just because everyone over there keeps comparing him Hitler doesn’t mean their all bad. And speaking of all bad, Bill O’Reilly gave the interview. You can see it [...]
Tony D’s Tough Choices Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2011 Let’s face it, when the world ends it’s going to be hard to decide who to eat and kill. And during that stressful transition to cannibalism, you need to make tough choices about the stuff you’ll be keeping near your pile of dried out human [...]
Celebrity Odds Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2010 Celebrity Odds is back after a brief hiatus. (We had to wait until Charlie Sheen finally sobered up long enough to let other celebrities embarrass themselves.) Place your bets! Celebrities are as unpredictable as the evil corporate empires they serve. Ricky Gervais 1 to 20 Odds Hugh [...]
Image via Wikipedia How to be Ricky Gervais at the Golden Globes Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2011 Step 1: Become an incredibly funny English comic. Step 2: Allow everyone to assume that because you’re English, you’re polite. Step 3: Say “yes” when they ask you to host the Golden Globe Awards and try not [...]
Five Other Justin Bieber Rumors That Aren’t True Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2011 Recently, there have been untrue rumors about Justin Bieber. One had him doing a tour in North Korea, probably to a very befuddled Kim Jong Il. The other had him appearing on the TV show, Glee. We don’t know much about [...]
How to be Charlie Sheen Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2010 Step 1: Have a father that’s a rich and famous actor. Step 2: Bang chicks constantly. Step 3: Bring loaded firearms into the mix. Step 4: Marry a hot chick. Step 5: Begin banging hookers on the side. Step 6: Do some cocaine because [...]
President Obama Energy Speech Breakdown Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2010 President Obama has a problem and it’s been spewing black oil in the Gulf at an alarming rate. No, we’re not talking about Jerry Lewis going for a swim, we’re talking about the BP oil spill. Fortunately, the prez is on the case. We [...]
Other Potential Last Hurrahs Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2010 A Colorado man was arrested in Pakistan attempting to assassinate Osama Bin Laden before he died of kidney failure. Sadly, he was unsuccessful, but we’ve assembled our own bucket list of things he might try to do instead: 1: Tell Abby Sunderland to hike around [...]
Tips for Charlie Sheen’s Cell Mate Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2010 Now that Charlie Sheen is going to jail for 30 days, we can all rest easy knowing that another dangerous celebrity is off the streets. (Although not too easy, Andy Dick is still alive last time we checked.) If you’re one of our [...]
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