Chat Roulette We’d Like to See Pastor Jones and the Prophet Muhammad Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2010 It’s been a while since we fired up the ol’ Chat Roulette Machine to see a conversation that never happened, but probably should. We take you now to Prophet Muhammed’s PC where, after seeing way too many [...]
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Robert Gibbs Apology Breakdown Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2010 Oh, Obama Administration. How PC can you get? You fire a woman based on the claims of a conservative news site? What next? Members of Congress apologizing to BP for the spill? Ridiculous. Well, let’s break down the apology as you said it and as [...]
Think The Oil Spill Sucks Now, Wait Till a Big Hurricane Hits the Gulf by Rich Ramirez With the recent storm heading into the Gulf of Mexico it got me thinking more about this oil spill disaster. I’m not kidding here, wait till a big hurricane hits the Gulf of Mexico, you think the oil [...]
What BP’s 20 Billion Dollars Will Probably Be Used for Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2010 We here at Thatsmycrap.com have obtained a secret memo. And when we say “secret memo” we mean, we made up another pie chart about BP. Hey, they spilled the oil. Who else are we gonna make fun of? The [...]
President Obama Energy Speech Breakdown Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2010 President Obama has a problem and it’s been spewing black oil in the Gulf at an alarming rate. No, we’re not talking about Jerry Lewis going for a swim, we’re talking about the BP oil spill. Fortunately, the prez is on the case. We [...]
Other Potential Last Hurrahs Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2010 A Colorado man was arrested in Pakistan attempting to assassinate Osama Bin Laden before he died of kidney failure. Sadly, he was unsuccessful, but we’ve assembled our own bucket list of things he might try to do instead: 1: Tell Abby Sunderland to hike around [...]
Excuses for the Slow BP Oil Clean Up Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2010 Let’s face it, BP, this oil rig thing is turning into a PR nightmare for you. We say the problem is your excuses. If you can find one that clicks, maybe you can go back to making billions again. Here now [...]
Image via Wikipedia The Five Best Oil Spill Inspired Clips by Dan Evon The oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico has dumped millions of gallons of oil into the ocean, killed countless animals, and has single handedly destroyed the Gulf coast fishing based economy. But it has also inspired some great comedy. Here are [...]
What the FBI Might Have Given Joran Van der Sloot Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2010 You might wonder, fellow tax payer, what the FBI spends its $7.9 billion dollar budget on. In the old days, it was probably hair gel and black fedoras. These days, it’s apparently giving away money to murder suspects. In [...]
Chat Roulette We’ll Probably Never See Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2010 BP gots lots of ‘splainin’ to do! Barack Obama is mad as Hell and he’s not going to take his low poll numbers any more! How many more BP execs are going to get verbally trashed on the news shows? If only BP [...]
Toyota and BP Oil Planning Big Summer Blockbuster Together by Rich Ramirez BPToy: Car of the future If the car of the future had no brakes and spit oil out like a geyser The two biggest idiots of the past 6 months (Toyota and BP Oil) announced a joint effort today that will include some [...]
Memo to BP: Get Your Shit Together Now by Rich Ramirez BP: Operation Top Kill was a fail like everything else you’ve done in the Gulf Here are some suggestions for you assholes to help you with Operation: Get your ass in Gear! Plug the god damn hole now ( I read somewhere this could [...]
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