Celebrity Odds Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2011 Celebrity Odds is back! Place your bets and try to remember who is out of rehab! Like Vegas, the odds are stacked against you because no one knows what these celebs will do next! Remember, bet with your head, not over it, so no more bets on [...]
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How to be Donald Trump Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2011 Step 1: Get born rich Step 2: Start many businesses with your family’s money Step 3: Declare bankruptcy multiple times Step 4: Purchase obscenely horrible toupee Step 5: Brag incessantly Step 6: Take over Reality television Step 7: Make outrageous statements without facts Step [...]
Celebrity Odds Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2011 Place your bets people! Hollywood is like the Vegas of movies, but only if you bet on the outcomes! With celebrities, the odds are anything can happen. Dennis Quaid 1 to 2 Odds that he’s been at Charlie Sheen’s place. 1 to 2 Odds that Christmas with [...]
The Trump Platform Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2011 Donald Trump might be running for president, whether that will be President of the United States or President of the Hair Club for Men is another issue. What is important is that we make fun of him, because the idea of a Trump Presidency is almost [...]
The Charlie Sheen Show Breakdown Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2011 After months of anticipation and twittering, fans finally got Charlie Sheen unplugged. But things didn’t totally go as plan? Can the tiger-blooded star still win? And do vendors sell coke and hookers at a Sheen concert? Our imaginologist broke down the show highlights as [...]
Celebrity Odds: Charlie Sheen Edition Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2011 Place your bets people! The Charlie train’s not gonna last forever, but you can make a fortune if you predict its outcome! Charlie Sheen 1 to 1 Odds that he’s winning. 1 to 45 Odds that he’ll be rich after he’s done winning. [...]
How to Test If You Have Tiger Blood Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2011 Step1: Determine whether or not you are, in fact, a tiger. (If so, skip to #10.) Step 2: How man followers do you have on Twitter? (If more than a million, continue to #3) Step 3: Do you purchase your whiskey [...]
Muammar Gaddafi Translated by Charlie Sheen Well Charlie Sheen has done an interview for every network this week so why not another. See how it plays out. Muammar Gaddafi Translated By Charlie Sheen Quotes from Muammar Gaddafi In other Charlie Sheen news check out this new Sheen Team T-Shirt at Thatsmyshirt.com Share on [...]
Celebrity Odds Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2011 Place your bets people! Vegas may be the heart of gambling, but betting on celebrities is as old as last year! Rupert Murdoch 1 to 200 Odds he would’ve bought his daughter’s company anyway. 1 to 1 Odds Fox News will report the story exactly how he [...]
Oprah Farewell Season Breakdown Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2011 In 25 years, Oprah has taken a tiny, million dollar operation and turned into a tiny billion dollar operation. And probably all while never paying Phil Donahue a dime. She recently revealed her long lost half-sister! What other revelations will happen on the show during [...]
Celebrity Odds Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2010 Celebrity Odds is back after a brief hiatus. (We had to wait until Charlie Sheen finally sobered up long enough to let other celebrities embarrass themselves.) Place your bets! Celebrities are as unpredictable as the evil corporate empires they serve. Ricky Gervais 1 to 20 Odds Hugh [...]
Image via Wikipedia How to be Ricky Gervais at the Golden Globes Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2011 Step 1: Become an incredibly funny English comic. Step 2: Allow everyone to assume that because you’re English, you’re polite. Step 3: Say “yes” when they ask you to host the Golden Globe Awards and try not [...]
TV Show Endings We’d Like to See (But Never Will) Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2010 The Sons of Anarchy: The Sons of Anarchy is about life in a motorcycle gang and stars Ron Pearlman and Katy Segal. What We’d Like to See: The ugliest, oldest and meanest bikers running the gang, instead of all [...]
How to be Charlie Sheen Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2010 Step 1: Have a father that’s a rich and famous actor. Step 2: Bang chicks constantly. Step 3: Bring loaded firearms into the mix. Step 4: Marry a hot chick. Step 5: Begin banging hookers on the side. Step 6: Do some cocaine because [...]
Jon Stewart/Stephen Colbert Rally Breakdown Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2010 October 30th marked the day that two TV show hosts decided to parody another TV show, who was parodying (we think) the Civil Rights Movement. Whether you’re a hipster that was too high to make the bus, a fan of the Daily Show or [...]
Celebrity Odds Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2010 What are the odds that you will someday be famous? We don’t know! But what we do know is that it’s fun to lay odds on what the people that are famous might actually do! So place your bets and remember to never, ever bet on Mel [...]
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