Celebrity Odds Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2011 Celebrity Odds is back! Place your bets and try to remember who is out of rehab! Like Vegas, the odds are stacked against you because no one knows what these celebs will do next! Remember, bet with your head, not over it, so no more bets on [...]
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Celebrity Odds Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2011 Place your bets people! Hollywood is like the Vegas of movies, but only if you bet on the outcomes! With celebrities, the odds are anything can happen. Dennis Quaid 1 to 2 Odds that he’s been at Charlie Sheen’s place. 1 to 2 Odds that Christmas with [...]
How did Imaginary Audiences React to “Sucker Punch”? Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2011 Sure, 300 was genius and The Watchmen was near-genius, but if the advance word means anything, Zack Snyder’s new movie Sucker Punch may be his most unwatchable movie to date. Once again, we sent our imaginologists to Hollywood to take the [...]
The Limitless Effect Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2011 In the new Bradley Cooper movie, Limitless, a new pill can give the user access to 100% of his brain. We wondered what would happen if you gave the pill to certain famous people: The Situation Before the Pill: Knows only ab crunching, partying and smushing. [...]
Oscars We’d Like to See Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2011 The Academy Awards are like going to the dentist. You can put it off the unpleasantness for a while, but eventually you have to see it. There’s nothing like watching millionaires pat themselves on the back while the economy goes to Hell. Here are [...]
Celebrity Odds Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2011 Place your bets people! Vegas may be the heart of gambling, but betting on celebrities is as old as last year! Rupert Murdoch 1 to 200 Odds he would’ve bought his daughter’s company anyway. 1 to 1 Odds Fox News will report the story exactly how he [...]
Celebrity Odds Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2010 Celebrity Odds is back after a brief hiatus. (We had to wait until Charlie Sheen finally sobered up long enough to let other celebrities embarrass themselves.) Place your bets! Celebrities are as unpredictable as the evil corporate empires they serve. Ricky Gervais 1 to 20 Odds Hugh [...]
Image via Wikipedia How to be Ricky Gervais at the Golden Globes Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2011 Step 1: Become an incredibly funny English comic. Step 2: Allow everyone to assume that because you’re English, you’re polite. Step 3: Say “yes” when they ask you to host the Golden Globe Awards and try not [...]
Image via Wikipedia The Dumbest Videos of 2010 Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2010 It’s time to say goodbye to 2010, but before we do, let’s pay tribute to idiots with video cameras. Or at least, idiots who have friends with video cameras. Thanks for keeping the camera rolling and not helping. 10: Sexy Accident: [...]
How to Be Like Mel Gibson Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2010 1) Be born incredibly handsome and religious. 2) Make a cool movie about a post apocalyptic future where you are the law. 3) Get married, have lots of kids and remind everyone how religious you are. 4) Amass great fortune and fame making [...]
Image via Wikipedia Top Ten Leslie Neilsen Moments Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2010 Leslie Neilsen was a nice guy and a hilarious one. We’ll miss you funny man. Here now, our tribute in video. 10: Oh, my God! Who is that? 9: The Locksmith 8: Dutch Phone Commercial: Here’s one you probably haven’t seen. [...]
Other Potential Projects from the Late Michael Jackson Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2010 Now that Michael Jackson has been dead for a while, as one of the greatest black singers (yes, he was black), it’s time now that he release many new projects. Below are some of the projects we imagine you’ll see in [...]
Celebrity Odds Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2010 What are the odds that you will someday be famous? We don’t know! But what we do know is that it’s fun to lay odds on what the people that are famous might actually do! So place your bets and remember to never, ever bet on Mel [...]
Five People You’ll Meet at the Movies Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2010 The movies? Like in a theater? What is this? 1910? Sigh. Well, if you’re still living the Middle Ages and actually get up off your couch (potentially ruining your ass groove) and schlep all the way to a building to a see [...]
Celebrity Odds Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2010 Celebrity Odds are kind of like the Vegas of TMZ. Remember, the house always wins or in this case, Lindsay Lohan always gets out of jail. Yes, celebrities are just like me and you, only they’re rich and act like maniacs without all that embarrassing community service. [...]
Worst Movie Ever Made? Move over Ishtar, WaterWorld and Gigli you’ve got competition for the “Best Worst Movie” ever. Lindsay Lohan and Vince the ShamWow guy are filming a movie together. Wait, let me say that again, I don’t even believe it and I wrote it. Lindsay Lohan and Vince the ShamWow guy are filming [...]
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