Five People You’ll Meet While Being Indefinitely Detained
Written by Tony DiGerolamo
Copyright 2012

Elmo Confinement

Now that Barack Obama has signed the NDAA and the right to a trial is a thing of the past, you no doubt wonder when you’ll be indefinitely detained. Hahahaha! That’s the beauty of it. No one knows when they’ll be indefinitely detained by the military, only that it might happen. But if you are indefinitely detained, here are five people you’ll might share a cell with.

1: Michael Moore: Oh, sure there’s a Democrat in the White House…now. But back in the Bush years, filmmaker Moore was the muckiest raker of them all. It’s just a matter of time before he makes a movie that will piss off the future President Romney, Gingrinch or Bush daughter.

2: Ted Nugent: It’s inevitable that a guy with that many weapons and his own “compound” will come under government scrutiny eventually. And according to the NDAA, hording more than two weeks of food makes you suspect. The “Nuge” has food running around all over the woods on his property.

3: Ron Paul: Let’s face, the GOP wants to lock this guy up now. If he keeps ruining the endless war, exposing the Military-Industrial Complex and reminding the Republicans that most them never fought in a war, you’re going to hear a lot about ending the Fed from your future cellmate.

4: Kim Kardashian: Foreign sounding name, exotic looks, plus TSA agents frisking her at every possible check point. No way this woman stays out of lock up very long. Lucky you.

5: Barack Obama: With all the secrecy surrounding people being locked up, we have to make sure the one guy that understands the process doesn’t fall into the wrong hands. And hey, he won’t be president forever.

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