How to Protest at Occupy Wall Street
written by Tony DiGerolamo
Copyright 2011

How to Protest at Occupy Wall Street

Step 1: Spend all your money

Step 2: Realize you probably shouldn’t have spent all your money. Become angry at banks.

Step 3: Get evicted, move to local park.

Step 4: Join hippies in outrage. Stop showering.

Step 5: Get high. Realize everyone in a suit is a douchebag.

Step 6: Get beaten by cops. Harden resolve to protest Wall Street.

Step 7: Get a half-ass economic lesson from a guy with a bullhorn.

Step 8: Get into a shouting match with a cop who actually knows less about economics than you.

Step 9: Eat for free. Realize the OWS protesters are your brothers.

Step 10: Return to tent to realize everything you own has been stolen by the homeless.

Step 11: Make angry protest sign. Get beaten by cops again.

Step 12: Get discouraged, move back with parents.

Step 13: Protest on weekends. Play Xbox all week and get high.

Step 14: Decide to support protesters via Internet. Gain 40 pounds.

Step 15: Watch protesters get beat up on live streaming video.

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