Top Ten House Fails
Written by Tony DiGerolamo
Copyright 2011

Houses are like cars, except they don’t have wheels, they cost a lot more and no one looks like a loser sleeping in one. If you have a house, treat it right. If you don’t and your friend has a video camera, you might just end up on this list.

10: The Escape: Remember, put your front door on the ground floor.

9: Parkour Fail: If you going to do this, make sure it’s at your friend’s house.

8: Go ahead, just park anywhere.

7: This can only end well.

6: Just leave that anywhere.

5: Maybe you should’ve tested this on a much lower house.

4: If you build your house out of this, don’t invite over any million pound relatives.

3: Roof Climbing: Not for fatties.

2: Fail? That roof is clean.

1: Impressing the ladies with the thickness of your skull.

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