The Debt Ceiling Compromise Breakdown
Written by Tony DiGerolamo
Copyright 2011

Politics is complicated. Fortunately, we comedy writers are simple people. Taking hours of research, plus some stuff we found on the Internet in between surfing porn, we were able to breakdown Congress’s deal with the economic devil to bring you the Debt Ceiling Compromise Breakdown.

“Taxes” now renamed “Puppies” 8%
Congress only allowed one towel in Congressional Sauna 9%
Republicans no longer allowed to steal Democrats’ lunch money 12%
After “Trillions” reach 1000, will call them “Millions” again. 5%
Tea Party members now required to hit self with hammer during every vote 9%

Paul Krugman removed from Obama’s Friend list on Facebook 11%
Colorado to sell its named. Now called “Googlestan” 24%
“Super Congress” to build Fortress of Solitude costing $900 billion dollars 6%
Obama promises to teach Republicans “cool black guy stuff” 14%
Middle Class permitted last cigarette before they’re completely destroyed 2%

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