Celebrity Odds
Written by Tony DiGerolamo
Copyright 2011

Celebrity Odds is back! Place your bets and try to remember who is out of rehab! Like Vegas, the odds are stacked against you because no one knows what these celebs will do next! Remember, bet with your head, not over it, so no more bets on Tom Sizemore.

Celebrity Odds

Emma Watson
1 to 20,000 Odds that she’s up for a game of Dungeons and Dragons.
1 to 5 Odds that she regrets her fame.
1 to 5000 Odds that she’ll regret that fame in ten years.
1 to 3 Odds that she’ll end up in Playboy in a spread called “Emma and Her Secret Chamber”

Osama Bin Laden
1 to 9 million Odds that he survived.
1 to 2 Odds that his porn stash is now part of Team 6’s porn stash.
1 in 5 Odds that he was surprised when the seal team arrived.
1 in 50,000 Odds that he offered them a beverage.
1 in 1 Odds that he’s in Hell being spoon fed molten metal from the Twin Towers.

Michelle Bachman
1 in 3 Odds that she believes half the shit she says.
1 in 1 Odds that she’ll say even crazier shit in the coming months.
1 in 6 Odds that Sarah Palin will look sane by comparison.
1 in 8 billion, trillion Odds that she’ll be president.

Prince William
1 in 10 Odds that he’s already bored with marriage.
1 in 1000 Odds that he’ll dress up as a Nazi any time soon.
1 in 8 Odds that he’ll have his wife dress up as a Nazi to spice things up.
1 in 60,000 Odds that he’ll be sent back to Afghanistan with his unit.
1 in 4 Odds that his unit is still there.

Michael Bay
1 in 1 Odds that he’s blowing something up, right now.
1 in 10 Odds that the Oscar committee knows who he is.
1 in 90,000 Odds that the Oscar committee will ever know who Megan Fox is.
1 in 8 Odds that Optimus Prime will get an Oscar before him.
1 in 2000 Odds that he’s ever sat through an entire run of Transformers: Dark Side of the Moon.

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