Top Ten Scooter Crashes
Written by Tony DiGerolamo
Copyright 2011

Scooters: Faster than bikes, but way gayer than motorcycles. You might be able to travel from point A to B, but is that really worth the ridicule from the Hells Angels? Let’s face it, scooters are just a glorified toy they make you get a license for. You might as well be driving a giant Matchbox car or Barbie’s Dream Van. Here now are ten other reasons you should stay out of the scooter store.

10: Nice going Evil Kinevil, maybe you should stick to something more your speed like sitting down.

9: In third world countries there is always the possibility of you driving off a cliff.

8: Nice goin’. Did you have the bike more than an hour? Why don’t you call up Geico and give the gecko a good laugh?

7: Paying attention is more valuable than wearing a helmet.

6: If you don’t think scooter crashes are funny, this gentlemen would like to disagree with you.

5: Live TV, what could possibly go wrong?

4: Live German TV, what could possibly go wrong? And this is without a motor.

3: Way to pay attention. Maybe if you weren’t filming and driving, you wouldn’t’ve gone head first into what looks like a nice lawn.

2: Always pay attention on the return.

1: We present to you, Father of the Year.

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