The Limitless Effect
Written by Tony DiGerolamo
Copyright 2011

In the new Bradley Cooper movie, Limitless, a new pill can give the user access to 100% of his brain. We wondered what would happen if you gave the pill to certain famous people:

The Situation

Before the Pill: Knows only ab crunching, partying and smushing.

The Limitless Effect

After the Pill: Develops a sensible foreign policy for the United States and is actually funny on the Donald Trump Roast.

Lindsay Lohan

Before the Pill: Gets DUI’s, misses rehearsals and destroys film career.

After the Pill: Earns doctorate in curing sexually transmitted diseases. Builds an actual working Herbie the Love Bug.

Charlie Sheen

Before the Pill: Claims to cure self from addiction, gains three million twitter followers and rants.

After the Pill: Builds energy efficient engine that runs on toxic waste. Stops using Twitter.

George W. Bush

Before the Pill: Invades countries, takes away liberties and confesses to war crimes.

After the Pill: Uses remaining political power to restore Constitution. Stops giving interviews.

Mummar Gadaffi

Before the Pill: Oppresses people, sponsors terrorism and bombs own people.

After the Pill: Makes Libya Democratic. Stops watching Jersey Shore.

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