Celebrity Odds: Charlie Sheen Edition
Written by Tony DiGerolamo
Copyright 2011

Charlie Sheen Celebrity Odds

Place your bets people! The Charlie train’s not gonna last forever, but you can make a fortune if you predict its outcome!

Charlie Sheen
1 to 1 Odds that he’s winning.
1 to 45 Odds that he’ll be rich after he’s done winning.
1 to 2 Odds that his next tour will be called, “The Sheen Apology Tour”.
1 to 5000 Odds that that tour will sell out.

1 to 25 Odds the other warlocks will distance themselves from him.
1 to 9 million Odds that the Japanese quake was caused by his mind.
1 in 10 billion Odds that he’ll be able to fix Japan with his mind.
1 in 50 Odds that Andy Dick can give him some solid advice.

1 in 9 Odds he’ll attend the AVN awards next year.
1 in 5 Odds that he’ll win an AVN award.
1 in 12 Odds that a tiger wouldn’t eat him because it would be
cannibalism.
1 in 8 million Odds that Christmas won’t be awkward for him this year.

1 in 10 Odds that he’ll appear on A&E’s Intervention.
1 in 1 Odds that it would be the highest rated Intervention of all time.
1 in 8 Odds that he’ll be replaced on Two and a Half Men.
1 in 10 million Odds that the audience won’t totally resent replacement.
1 in 1 Odds that just aiming a camera at Sheen for 22 minutes would get
higher ratings.

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