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Top Ten Dancing Accidents
Written by Tony DiGerolamo
Copyright 2010

Dancing. If everyone was good at it, where would Youtube be? Fortunately, the smarter non-dancers are on the sidelines videotaping. Thank you alcohol and music for hours of drunken entertainment!

10: Break Dancing: He put the break in it.

9: Table Dancing: This is obvious a Swedish wedding because the furniture is probably from IKEA.

8: Stripper Pole: You’ll never pick up dollar bills with your ass cheeks doing that.

7: Cat Dance: Guess what curiosity got him?

6: Little Kids: They don’t belong on dance floors.

5: Hey Kid: Did you not read number six?

4: Lion Dance: He was “lion” that he wasn’t gonna drop you.

3: Swing Dance: Otherwise known as the old “flip and throw”.

2: Getting Served: Looks like he served himself.

1: Party Hardy: At least until you do a face plant.

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