Celebrity Odds
Written by Tony DiGerolamo
Copyright 2011

Place your bets people! Vegas may be the heart of gambling, but betting on celebrities is as old as last year!

Rupert Murdoch
1 to 200 Odds he would’ve bought his daughter’s company anyway.
1 to 1 Odds Fox News will report the story exactly how he wants it.
1 to ten million Odds that Fox News will to a scathing expose on him.
1 to 6 Odds GOP members are forced to kiss his ring when greeting him.

Liam Neeson
1 to 1 Odds that he can kick your ass.
1 to 2 Odds that he’ll be a member of the AARP soon.
1 to 2,000 Odds that he puts “The A-Team” movie on his resume.
1 to 2 Odds he’ll take revenge on a lot of people in his next movie.

Prince William
1 to 3000 Odds his fiancé is marrying him for his looks.
1 to 2 Odds that Kanye West will interrupt the wedding vows.
1 to 2 million Odds that Charlie Sheen is invited.
1 to 50,000 Odds the paparazzi will be welcomed.
1 to 25 Odds he and his wife will spawn someone as ugly as his dad.

Mummar Gaddafi
1 to 1 Odds he’s in touch with his travel agent.
1 to 3 Odds that he has a dress disguise “just in case”.
1 to 6 Odds he’ll shove his son into the angry mob to get away.
1 to 3 Odds his Twitter account has anything positive to say.
1 to 1 Odds he wishes the US would bomb his country again.

Paris Hilton
1 to 6 Odds that she’ll get her stolen cake back.
1 to 1 Odds that she would’ve thrown up that cake anyway.
1 to 1 Odds she’ll have sex with the guy that returns the cake.
1 to 2 Odds that she’ll have sex with the guy that stole the cake.
1 to 5 Odds she’ll have sex with both those guys on the cake.

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