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TV Show Endings We’d Like to See (But Never Will)

Written by Tony DiGerolamo

Copyright 2010

The Sons of Anarchy:  The Sons of Anarchy is about life in a motorcycle gang and stars Ron Pearlman and Katy Segal.

What We’d Like to See: The ugliest, oldest and meanest bikers running the gang, instead of all the pretty boys running around this show.  Everyone goes to jail about half way through Season 2 and the rest of the time they just get drunk and bang bar skanks.

Dancing With the Stars: A reality show where celebrities are in a dance competition.

What We’d Like to See:  The ugliest, oldest and meanest celebrities dancing instead of all the pretty boys running the show.  Everyone goes to jail about half way through the first episode.

The Walking Dead:  Survivors after the zombie holocaust.

What We’d Like to See:  The cast holds up in a CostCo with guns, food and thousands of rounds of ammo.  Along the way, they save a busload of NFL cheerleaders.  While they wait for the zombies to rot, they take turns getting drunk or having orgies.

Castle: Nathan Fillion plays a best selling author that partners up with the cop the he modeled his main character after.

What We’d Like to See: Castle finds an abandoned spaceship, becomes the captain and maintains a ragtag group of space mercenaries.

The Good Guys:  Brad Whitford plays a hilarious cop trapped in the 70’s, while Colin Hanks is his straight-laced partner.

What We’d Like to See:  In Season 2, the shows double the awesomeness by becoming two hours long.

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