How to Be Like Mel Gibson
Written by Tony DiGerolamo
Copyright 2010

1) Be born incredibly handsome and religious.

How to Be Like Mel Gibson

2) Make a cool movie about a post apocalyptic future where you are the law.

3) Get married, have lots of kids and remind everyone how religious you are.

4) Amass great fortune and fame making movies about a crazy cop with a gun.

5) Slowly start to sound crazier than that character in your interviews.

6) Get drunk, drive your car and get pulled over by the cops. Say whatever is on your angry, angry mind.

7) Get divorced, marry your mistress and become even crazier.

Make a movie about a beaver hand puppet to convince everyone that you’re incredibly sane.

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