How to be Charlie Sheen
Written by Tony DiGerolamo
Copyright 2010

Step 1: Have a father that’s a rich and famous actor.

How to be Charlie Sheen

Step 2: Bang chicks constantly.

Step 3: Bring loaded firearms into the mix.

Step 4: Marry a hot chick.

Step 5: Begin banging hookers on the side.

Step 6: Do some cocaine because your life isn’t exciting enough.

Step 7: Bang some pornstars on the side.

Step 8: Play characters on TV and in movies that do exactly what you do.

Step 9: Get divorced.

Step 10: Go to rehab.

Step 11: Repeat steps 2 thru 11.

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