How to be a Glenn Beck Fan
Written by Tony DiGerolamo
Copyright 2010

How to be a Glenn Beck Fan

Step 1: Get born white.

Step 2: Have a really comfortable life.

Step 3: Watch Glenn Beck.

Step 4: Become angry that your life isn’t more comfortable.

Step 5: Begin listening to Glenn’s version of history and ideology.

Step 6: Never cross check anything he says with actual facts.

Step 7: Become more angry that minorities are somehow making your life less comfortable.

Step 8: Start buying stuff Glenn tells you to buy.

Step 9: Make a sign with President Obama that’s vaguely racist.

Step 10: Attend a vaguely racist protest.

Step 11: Demand to know why you can’t be vaguely racist in public.

Step 12: Return to home to renew anger in front of TV.

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