Kick Ass Father's Day Gift Suggestions

Kick Ass Father’s Day Gift Suggestions

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Kick Ass Father’s Day Gift Suggestions
by Rich Ramirez

Okay peeps Father’s day is now less than a week a way so I’ve compiled some nice gift ideas for dear ole dad and dear ole husband: You can thank me later

Has he been awesome? Is he the man who has everything? I can guarantee you he doesn’t have all of this kick-ass shit, and if he does, then can I have some?

Is money no object?

How about the Audi R8? Shit I’ll be your father/husband if you get me one of these.

How about the new iPhone 4?

Apple.com Apparently this changes everything. Again. (pre-order starting June 15th)

Caddyshack on Blu-Ray:

This is the gift that keeps on giving laughs, all year round. (just released)

Top Gun:

Experience Flight Combat with Top Gun Style Hands-On Fighter Pilot Dogfights:

Want to feel like Ice Man or Maverick, come experience the thrill of being a fighter pilot. You’ll get pre-flight meetings, flight missions, flight practice, then you’ll dog fight head-to-head, motherfucker.

After your first mission you’ll head back to the ground, review your tape with your instructor, who will probably tell you how shitty you are. Then you’ll be back in the air ready to “tango” again for some more dog fighting. How cool is that? This is just sick. Link: Air Combat at Xperience Days

Goose: Yeeha, Jester’s dead!
Wolfman: Won this bullshit?
Goose: Didn’t everybody?
Hollywood: Hell no, man. We got our butts kicked.
Wolfman: Thirty seconds. We went like this, he went like that. I said to Hollywood, “Where’d he go?” Hollywood says, “Where’d who go?”
Hollywood: Yeah, and he’s laughing at us, right on the radio, he’s laughing at us.
Slider: That was me laughing, dickhead.

Trip to Vegas:

You both win. He gets a kick-ass trip to Vegas and you get to come along. It’s like buying a gift for yourself but you get credit for buying it for him, clever right?

Vegas Photo/Ron Niebrugge

Guitar Hero or Rock Band:

Guys always want to be Rock Stars, this is an easy way to give us what we want. Perhaps you could also arrange for some hot groupies?

Callaway Diablo Edge Tour Driver:

Kick-ass new driver for his favorite bag: His golf bag

This dangerously cool driver is rated as one of the best clubs out right now, for the weekend golfer in your house. Very user friendly and very fucking good. You ladies want to knock your father’s day present out of the park. Get your hubby one of these and he’ll owe you big time. Tell me now, who is the real winner? You could demand a lot and expect a lot back after bringing him home one of these magic sticks.

Ducati Motorcycle:

Wow factor ~ off the charts

3D TV:

I’m not sold on this crap but if I know guys like I think I know guys your man would love it. If only to brag to his other loser buddies about his cool as shit 3D TV.