Things We’d Like to See in the New iPhone

Things We’d Like to See in the New iPhone
Written by Tony DiGerolamo
Copyright 2010

The new Iphone is about to debut in San Francisco but before it does, we have a list of things we’d like to see Steve Jobs ad to everyone’s favorite gadget. Afterall, he owes us because we keep paying for all his ivory back scratchers.

The New iPhone

Smudge Free Glass: As lazy Americans, we don’t have time to wipe the grease from our hands and our face. Either the new Iphone needs a smudge free surface or at least a wet nap dispenser.

A Recharger Reminder: No one likes to run out of juice midway through a dancing dog video or in the middle of updating your Facebook profile. And, oh yeah, we might actually have to use the Iphone for the function it was built for: downloading a game that we can play on the subway.

Steve Jobs Blocker: Once we get the new and improved Iphone, we probably won’t want to see Steve Jobs for a while. With the Steve Jobs Blocker Ap, he’ll be gone from our phones until he really creates an improvement worthing noticing or at least until he acknowledges Adobe Flash.

Iphone Obsolete Disguise: To keep your friends from borrowing you new Iphone, this disguise kit makes your new phone look like the old phone. This way, you don’t have to be hassled by every techno geek in your offfice.

Idiot Ap: Finally, a tiny program we can use. This ap alerts the user when he’s buying a stupid, useless ap that’s a complete waste of money. A voice pops up and says, “Really? You’re buying that ap? Are you six years old? What do you need that for? Save your money and pay your phone bill for a change.”