Weird N’ Sexy Pics
Written by Tony DiGerolamo
Copyright 2010

Some pictures on the Internet leave you conflicted. Not conflicted like Ted Haggard or Minister Rekers conflicted but the kind of conflict that leads you to wonder should you be getting a boner. Scroll below if you dare!

Weird N’ Sexy Pics

Flexible: Wow that is hot! Although, my God, what the Hell is your spine made out of? Jello? I’ve heard of arcing your back, but I think that’s about 20 degrees past sexy.

Sexy Ninja: Ninjas are supposed to be quiet and deadly. Am I being killed or should I be making a move on this chick? Hmm, if I wake up with her I will definitely have to call or the consequences could be dire.

Instrumentality: I’ve heard of bestiality, but never this kind of fetish. Oh, sure, it starts slow. Maybe by having a French Horn in the room, but the next thing you know, you’re sticking reeds God-knows where.

Japanese Jeans: Japan, is there anything you’ll do normal?

Freddy Krueger’s Sister: Oh, yeah, baby. Touch me with your— Ow! Ow-ow-ow! Stop! Okay? Just stop!

Tattooed Bird Girl: Sure she’s hot, but after she takes a dump on your windshield the magic will be gone.

Sexy Drawer: Um, you might not want to open that. Yeah, I filled that drawer, but not with what you’re thinking of.

Painted Girl: Look, this isn’t working out. Every time I leave your place I have to shower with paint remover. The smell is killing me.

Star Wars Three Way: As a geek, I’m liking it. It’s my favorite Star Wars Trilogy to date.

Lady Gaga: The Queen of Weird dresses like Oscar the Grouch or sexy red lingerie or a sexy ninja. (Who knew that was a look?)

If you are looking for some of these crappy costumes, try EBAY

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