Top Ten Weirdest Megan Fox Quotes
Written by Tony DiGerolamo
Copyright 2010

Megan Fox has got to be one of the hottest hot chicks of all time. She has a PhD in hotness, but not necessarily a PhD in real life. Here now are some of her worst quotes, which is a pretty good excuse to post hot pictures of her.

Top 10 Weirdest Megan Fox Quotes

10: “I resent having to prove that I’m not a retard.”

Well, then we can’t let you operate heavy machinery. Sorry, those are the rules.

Top Ten Weirdest Megan Fox Quotes

9: “If you eat Chinese food, your farts come out like Chinese food. If you eat Mexican food, your farts come out like Mexican food. And milk, it’s like-you can smell the warmth in the fart. My wardrobe on Transformers always smells like farts, and I have no idea why.”

This is just a guess, but maybe because you’re spending a lot of time eating Chinese food, Mexican food and milk.

8: “I’ve never been a big believer in formal education.”

Really? Sounds like you got a PhD in farts.

Megan Fox via FHM

7. “I’m horrible to live with. I don’t clean. My clothes end up wherever I take them off. I forget to flush the toilet.”

Ah, ha! Fart mystery solved!

6. “I’m not trying to take Cate Blanchett down.”

Rumor has it her farts smell like freshly buttered bread.

5. “I could see myself in a relationship with a girl; Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She’s mesmerizing.”

You’re not exactly topping the Internet dating profile list with your fart etiquette.

4. “Well let me tell you what [High School Musical] is really about. High School Musical is about this group of boys who are all being molested by the basketball coach, who is Zac Efron’s dad. It’s about them struggling to cope with this molestation. And they have these little girlfriends, who are their beards. Oh, and somehow there’s music involved. You have to get stoned to watch it.”

I think you were stoned before you watched.

3. “If there’s no sun, I go batshit crazy.”

Ah, then all of these interviews must’ve taken place at night.

2. “I wouldn’t regret [my "Brian" tattoo] if we weren’t together. I can always have a kid and name him Brian. There are options.”

Or just rename your new boyfriend, Brian. I’m sure he won’t mind.

1. “I am pretty sure I am a doppelganger for Alan Alda. I’m a tranny. I’m a man. I’m so painfully insecure. I’m on the verge of vomiting now. I am so horrified that I am here, and embarrassed. I’m scared,”

WTF?

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