Top Ten Ways Joss Whedon Will Change the Avengers
Written by Tony DiGerolamo
Copyright 2010

10: Captain America to be Played by Summer Glau

Captain Glau

She can kick ass and has boobs. It’s a win-win.
9: The Wasp’s Stingers Also Kill Vampires
It’s the only way to work in a Spike cameo.
8: Supervillains Will Sing Way More Than in Comic
It’s like the comic book, if it were written by the writers of Glee.

7: Lesbian Love Story Between Scarlet Witch and Ms. Marvel
Just as long as some women are making out.
6: The Mighty Thor to be Played by Eliza Dushku

Eliza Thor

I know, this is a ridiculous picture. She should be blonde.
5: Iron Man to Speak Entirely in Slayer Slang
I’m sure no one will notice.
4: Nathan Fillion Hammer Cameo
Either him or Castle, take your pick.
3: The Vision to be Played by Felicia Day

Felicia Vision

The show scene in this move will be awesome.
2: Avengers Beat All Villains in Movie Except the Reavers
No one ever beats those guys.
1: Movie Does So-So at Box Office, but Ravenous Fans Insist Its Great
Joss’s fans are uber-loyal and a bit obsessivey.

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