Image via Wikipedia Top Ten Stage Disasters Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2010 Performing on stage is tough, but it’s even tough when you have some kind of accident. Here now are some of the most public disasters caught on tape. 10: Metallica Falls: Even heavy metal gods have bad days. 9: Face Meet Bricks: [...]
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How to be a Glenn Beck Fan Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2010 Step 1: Get born white. Step 2: Have a really comfortable life. Step 3: Watch Glenn Beck. Step 4: Become angry that your life isn’t more comfortable. Step 5: Begin listening to Glenn’s version of history and ideology. Step 6: Never cross [...]
Image via Wikipedia Top Ten Bowling Videos Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2010 You gotta love bowling. It’s the only sport that you can be a professional athlete and still be completely out of shape. What other sport allows you to eat hot dogs and drink beer while you’re doing it other than softball? With [...]
What Paris Hilton is Likely to Face in Jail This Time Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2010 Looks like everyone’s favorite blonde party girl is back in the news. Sadly, this time, no sex tape. But Paris Hilton is in trouble and she might actually spend real time in the pokey. We contacted our imaginologists [...]
Image via Wikipedia Five People You’ll Meet At the Beach Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2010 Kiddie McBreeder: McBreeder doesn’t just have kids, she has a brood. She brings her litter to the shore because it’s free. She can let the little monster run free, destroying your sand castle, stealing your Frisbee and kicking sand [...]
Tony D’s Tough Choices Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2010 It seems like every day, the US is threatening someone. Usually, it’s Iran or the Housing Market. The world is coming apart at the seems and soon, worrying about your insurance will seem fun as compared to worrying if the water you’re drinking is radioactive. [...]
Image by a.bellemare via Flickr Top Ten Drunkest Golf Videos Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2010 Is there anything better than mixing alcohol with athletic activity in the sun? If so, we haven’t see it. Here now, in honor of Tiger Woods’ divorce being finalized are the drunkest videos we could find about golf. 10: [...]
1/5 of Americans Believe President Obama is a Muslim. What do the others believe? Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2010 Tea Party members, Republicans, dumbasses— They believe a lot of things. That Saddam was responsible for 9/11. That there was a gunman on the grassy knoll. That Frosted Flakes is really corn flakes covered in [...]
Former Gov. Rod Blagojevich’s Defense Breakdown Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2010 Looks like Chicago’s most famous hair piece, former Governor Rod Blagojevich, finally got caught doing something. But out of 24 counts, how did only one stick when giant hair boy never took the stand? We here at Thatsmycrap.com have put our best imaginologists [...]
Tony D’s Stupid News Update Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2010 Duh-duh-duh-duuuh-dummmmm! Duh-duh-duh-duuuh-dummmmm! It’s the Stupid News! With the stupidest news team on the planet! And now, your stupid anchor, Tony D! This is a Stupid News Update! Dateline Otago, New Zealand! A man came to a police station to complain that his car was [...]
Image via Wikipedia Top Ten Fast Food Videos Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2010 Mmmm, is there nothing better than gorging on fried fatty goodness? But what has all that speedy food done to our brains? Watch these videos and find out. 10: Man Wants Cheeseburger: I’m not sure, but I think he’s hungry. 9: [...]
College is Awesome Since it’s August, I thought I would get a little back to school theme going. Is there a reason anyone shouldn’t go to college? I mean, it’s one of the great perks in life. I don’t mean academically, sure that’s a nice benefit from college but i was talking more about the [...]
Image via Wikipedia How to Quit Your Job Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2010 1) Get a job and stay there too long. 2) Begin to resent the assholes you call customers. 3) Fantasize about how you’re going to win the lottery one day. 4) Become embittered when you don’t win the lottery. 5) Decide [...]
Celebrity Odds Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2010 Celebrity Odds are kind of like the Vegas of TMZ. Remember, the house always wins or in this case, Lindsay Lohan always gets out of jail. Yes, celebrities are just like me and you, only they’re rich and act like maniacs without all that embarrassing community service. [...]
Image via Wikipedia Top Ten Monkey Videos Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2010 It used to be that we could only see monkey videos on TV, but thanks to the wonders of the Internet, you can see funny monkey videos whenever you want. Yes, we are truly living in a wondrous age of hilarious monkeydom. [...]
What Will Change Now That Arod Hit 600 Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2010 We know Yankee fans, food will taste better and air will seem cleaner now that Arod has hit 600. But let’s face, you bought and paid for those 600 homeruns, so you should enjoy them. Maybe someday the Yankees will buy [...]
Five People You’ll Date Online Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2010 Ivana Seximmediately: No matter what dating site this person is on, it’s Adultfriend Finder to them. They want sex. They only want sex and everything else is just an avenue for that. Every conversation, no matter how unsexy, will somehow lead back to sex [...]
Worst Movie Ever Made? Move over Ishtar, WaterWorld and Gigli you’ve got competition for the “Best Worst Movie” ever. Lindsay Lohan and Vince the ShamWow guy are filming a movie together. Wait, let me say that again, I don’t even believe it and I wrote it. Lindsay Lohan and Vince the ShamWow guy are filming [...]
Mel Gibson’s Mouth is a Lethal Weapon Mel, Mel, Mel. We are all aware by now that Mel Gibson’s mouth is indeed a lethal weapon. I’m not going to go into the details, we’ve all read the stories, seen or heard the tapes and know he’s been a huge asshole lately. They only thing he [...]
Image via Wikipedia Top Ten Crazy Woman Videos Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2010 Ladies, we love you here at thatsmycrap.com. Why else would we constantly post pictures of you in bikinis? But as most guys know, just because you have a great rack doesn’t mean you have a great brain. Let these videos be [...]
How to Ignore 92,000 Reasons Why Your War Isn’t Going Well Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2010 Step 1: Attempt to find guy from Wikileaks for reasons that probably do not involve rendering him to Guantanamo. Step 2: Feign outrage over leak, ignoring the substance of those leaks. Step 3: Wail hysterically that the leaks [...]
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