Top Ten Climbing Videos Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2012 10. Tree gives man a nutshot. 9: Why ladders continue to be useless in video games. 8: Even in the animal kingdom, climbing is tough when you’re drunk. 7: This can only end well. 6: It’s nice to Spiderman have fun with his kids. 5: [...]
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Five People You’ll Meet While Being Indefinitely Detained Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2012 Now that Barack Obama has signed the NDAA and the right to a trial is a thing of the past, you no doubt wonder when you’ll be indefinitely detained. Hahahaha! That’s the beauty of it. No one knows when they’ll be [...]
How to Protest at Occupy Wall Street written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2011 Step 1: Spend all your money Step 2: Realize you probably shouldn’t have spent all your money. Become angry at banks. Step 3: Get evicted, move to local park. Step 4: Join hippies in outrage. Stop showering. Step 5: Get high. Realize [...]
Top Ten House Fails Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2011 Houses are like cars, except they don’t have wheels, they cost a lot more and no one looks like a loser sleeping in one. If you have a house, treat it right. If you don’t and your friend has a video camera, you might just [...]
Top Ten Worst Drivers Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2011 I know, I know. You’re going to make a lot of sexist cracks about women drivers. That’s so unfair. Most men don’t even let their wives drive, so back off! Here now are ten reasons why should just stay home and be glad your house [...]
Top Ten Cliff Videos written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2011 Cliffs are nature’s thrill ride. That is, assuming you survive the ride. Cavemen used cliffs as defense. Today, we use them to thin the herds of idiots that think Jackass is real. Here now are ten videos that will remind you that everyone is gravity’s [...]
Top Ten Fat Accidents Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2011 We Americans have a special affinity for fat people, mainly because we are usually talking about ourselves. Let’s face it, other fat people falling down is hilarious. So if you can put down your Big Mac long enough and not wheeze too hard at the [...]
Top Ten Car Pranks written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2011 Cars are the perfect place to pull a prank, assuming you want to frighten the operator of a two-ton vehicle in the middle of its operation. Check out these car pranks and remember, always keep your eyes on the road and your idiot friends. 10: [...]
Top Ten Office Fails Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2011 Work. That magical time between waking up and escaping your boss. Sometimes things go wrong and fortunately, your coworkers are so bored, they’re usually videotaping it. Now here’s ten groups of people that probably should just get back to work. 10: What? He probably dropped [...]
Top Ten 2011 Fire Moments Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2011 Fire. Or as Beavis of Beavis and Butthead said, “Fire! Heh-heh! Fire!” Since the gods brought it to us, it’s been nothing but trouble. But humans like to tempt fate. Here are ten humans that really tempted fate. 10: Firework Sabotage Fail 9: Just [...]
How to be Dick Cheney Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2011 You don’t just wake up Dick Cheney. It takes long months of dipping yourself in pure evil and old man grump to get that way. But follow these easy steps and you’ll be on your way. Step 1: Lose your Hair: Nothing will make [...]
Top Ten Train Videos Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2011 Trains built this great nation of ours and without out it, how would our dastardly landlords gotten people to “pay the rent”? Trains are a lot like cars, only more dangerous and easier to drive when you’re drunk. Here now are ten reasons why they [...]
Top Ten Birthday Fails Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2011 Your birthday should be a time of joy to remember that we’re all slowly dying. But sometimes those festivities are hilariously ruined. Fortunately, Youtube is there to let us share in your misery. 10: Today this child learns an important chemistry lesson. 9: I’ll give [...]
Top Ten Too Close Videos Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2011 When you tell a girlfriend “you need your space” it’s not all bulls***. Here are ten reasons why physical space should be respected. 10: Ankle Space: Respect your funny bone. 9: Racing Space: Your hands are not a good barrier for a car. 8: [...]
Top Ten Bear Videos Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2011 Bears are like nature’s bouncers. If you screw around, they just take you out of nature. Fortunately, they are hilarious, up until the moment they killed these ten cameramen. 10: This bear needs a squeegee. 9: There’s not enough chlorine in the world to eliminate [...]
The Debt Ceiling Compromise Breakdown Written by Tony DiGerolamo Copyright 2011 Politics is complicated. Fortunately, we comedy writers are simple people. Taking hours of research, plus some stuff we found on the Internet in between surfing porn, we were able to breakdown Congress’s deal with the economic devil to bring you the Debt Ceiling Compromise [...]
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